About

I'm Sam.

Obsessed with AI and the engineering of desire.

For every report labeled hands-on tested, I subscribe like a normal user and write down what's true: what the free tier really allows, where the filters actually kick in, and what the card really gets charged. The full protocol lives on the how I test page.

Research-stage products and completed tests are labeled separately. Every published test number carries the date I measured it.

Every app I have tested is listed in the app tests, and what each one charges is tracked in the pricing tracker.

Found a number that is wrong? Write to me at [email protected]. Corrections go up with the date they were made.

Forget about love. I'm here for the data.