About
I'm Sam.
Obsessed with AI and the engineering of desire.
For every report labeled hands-on tested, I subscribe like a normal user and write down what's true: what the free tier really allows, where the filters actually kick in, and what the card really gets charged. The full protocol lives on the how I test page.
Research-stage products and completed tests are labeled separately. Every published test number carries the date I measured it.
Every app I have tested is listed in the app tests, and what each one charges is tracked in the pricing tracker.
My test log
Every hands-on test so far, with the plan I bought and what my card was charged. Each row links to the full review.
| App | Plan I bought | Charged | Tested | Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Candy AI | Monthly Premium | $13.99/mo | Jul 15, 2026 | 3.8 / 5 |
| OurDream AI | Monthly Premium | $19.99/mo | Jul 16, 2026 | 4.4 / 5 |
| Lovescape AI | Monthly Premium | $19.99/mo | Jul 17, 2026 | 3.2 / 5 |
| Secret Desires AI | Monthly Pro | $7.99/mo | Jul 17, 2026 | 3.8 / 5 |
| Swipey AI | Premium Plan, 1 month | $19.99/mo | Jul 25, 2026 | Not scored yet |
Found a number that is wrong? Write to me at [email protected]. Corrections go up with the date they were made.
Forget about love. I'm here for the data.